An Arab was interviewed at a US
Embassy.
CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: 6 times a week.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Both male n female. Sometimes
even camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?
ARAB: Horsestyle, dogstyle, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: No deer,They run too fast, laaf it out

Why are Nigerians so angry over irrelevant things? Is life so hard for your guys that you frown at everything out there even if it gives satisfaction to some other people? Na wa ooooo.

Love maxwell. Cocure,pretty wings,Lifetime,are among my faves..too bad he is not going to be present in Abuja,correct chicks go dey there ,ladies love MAXWELL

Ramcie: Who is Maxwell Never heard of him . *still waiting for my one true crush Tyrese*

Then you must be a local girl. Please try and get exposed and enlightened.
You are even bold to come here and announce that you don't know Maxwell.

SamConquer: LORD JAGARA:who is maxwell...TORINO:my Lord neither nor nevertheless futhermore DO I KNOW HIM..

This your style is so annoying...*spit*

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ignis:
Then you must be a local girl. Please try and get exposed and enlightened.
You are even bold to come here and announce that you don't know Maxwell.

Sharaaaaap there. All cos of Maxwell who doesn't even know about your existence. For your informantion, there is no crime in acknowledging that one doesn't know something. Must everyone know Maxwell? It's low-lifes like you that spend all your lifetime knowing about celebs who care less about your existence. Anuofia. Now I know Maxwell has an illegitimate son here in Nairaland.

Anubiri: An Arab was interviewed at a US
Embassy.
CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: 6 times a week.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Both male n female. Sometimes
even camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?
ARAB: Horsestyle, dogstyle, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: No deer,They run too fast, laaf it out

Hahahaaahaaa!!!!!!!! This fuuccking hilarious!!!!!!

Ramcie:

Sharaaaaap there. All cos of Maxwell who doesn't even know about your existence. For your informantion, there is no crime in acknowledging that one doesn't know something. Must everyone know Maxwell? It's low-lifes like you that spend all your lifetime knowing about celebs who care less about your existence. Anuofia. Now I know Maxwell has an illegitimate son here in Nairaland.

Choi!!! Omg!!! Na dis kain insult dey make person go on dry fasting.....

he is cool

Parisgoodman: I wish Michael jacko still dey alive he for done come kill people with he devil break dance. I wonder wetting still de trip em for this my country despite their media conspiracy.

Gbam!!!some are not STU P I D & BLIND !

Maxwell??....I have all his albums except the last one. That guy sings on another level. I'm sure the people that don't know him are the ones that go crazy when they hear "Take Banana till you go yo...!!!" and silly songs like such. WARNING: If your blood dey hot, Maxwell is not for you. My favourite songs of his are; Whenever wherever whatever, This Woman's work, Drown deep, Lifetime.

Maxwell wey I knw go mk ladies wan 4gt dia Men o! Anyway its a gud one sha. Bt me wan mk vybez kartel and Devin De Dude come turn ppl on craze.

Abeg na wen dis guys go bring oumou sangare come naija na? Hw cn the most powerful black female musician and grammy award winner nt visit naija and do her thang hia? Oumou Sangare abeg wich kind maxwell? Maxwell wey na libido gingerer.

This is for those who know. If u re asking who maxwell is then u most b a kid as far as good music is concern pls attend a chris brown concert. For fans of neo soul santa is coming to town. Xmas is early!

He falls into the same category with Anthony hamilton, jill scott, sade adu, al green, joy denalene, musiq soulchild and etc.
I love his music (baby making music). Lol

chris brown, keri hilson and maxwell are not heavyweights in the american music industry abeg make dem help me bring usher one more tym make he come kill me wit dance

Maxwell. . .that's a heck of an artist.
I got all his albums.
His first (Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite) is an R&B staple.
Unfortunately I'm not a Lagosian.Woulda loved to be there.

ehie: Love maxwell. Cocure,pretty wings,Lifetime,are among my faves..too bad he is not going to be present in Abuja,correct chicks go dey there ,ladies love MAXWELL

You know your R&B.
Neo-soul guy.Another guy that is like him is D' Angelo.
Nothing I wouldn't do to see him live.

If u no know who maxwell be abeg pass!! Dat guy and a Valentine's show = perfect combination

Wow maxwell. Dat guy made me love rnb. With such classics like 'a womans work'... Played it for my 1st babe, and I almost got raped.

Abeg when is Jack Bauer coming to Nigeria. That's who am interested in meeting. Boko haram go fear

Kslib: Before you know it "Mr gangam style go come on children's day"..

Kslib, you're funny.

djmally: He falls into the same category with Anthony hamilton, jill scott, sade adu, al green, joy denalene, musiq soulchild and etc.
I love his music (baby making music). Lol

The bolded got me laughing. Is his music for baby making only?

gboss4sure: Abeg when is Jack Bauer coming to Nigeria. That's who am interested in meeting. Boko haram go fear

Another hilarious comment. Jack Bauer in 24? To do what? To capture BH members and restore sanity to the system?

Ramcie:

Sharaaaaap there. All cos of Maxwell who doesn't even know about your existence. For your informantion, there is no crime in acknowledging that one doesn't know something. Must everyone know Maxwell? It's low-lifes like you that spend all your lifetime knowing about celebs who care less about your existence. Anuofia. Now I know Maxwell has an illegitimate son here in Nairaland.

Mehn see insult,
I pity the person wey dis gal D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yab like dis,
Pls dearie take it easy on him.

Huh so maxwell the left back in PSG is now a musician!! Hehehe can't wait till messi starts rapping, and C.ronaldo starts singing pop!.
But seriously sha, no be only one good song that guy get ni?

ferhyntorlah:

The bolded got me laughing. Is his music for baby making only?

his kinda music makes em ladies more ........ You know what i mean. Its just exactly what ella fritzgald or anita baker does to we guys.

[quote author=ignis]
Mehn see insult,
I pity the person wey dis gal D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yab like dis,
Pls dearie take it easy on him.[/quote

My reply was meant for you cos u started insulting me .

Maxwell ?? ... Very Nice indeed. The guy Sings well. Great Voice.

He sings well, and so does the Chipmunks or the Beatles.

Ok, it's obvious that the "Akata" invasion is full scale upon Naija. Dude's gonna have y'all chicks throwing their panties on to the stage and ish. Next thing you know, Nnaji or some other Nollywood actress is gonna be latch on one of these dudes arms dating. I see it coming, it's inevitable as more and more of them come to perform in Nigeria. Remember I said it first right here.