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But She Said No by kolaoloye(m): 10:46am On Feb 27, 2008 |
John, who was just returning from the village met his friend Martins, fighting with the wife asked his friend `what was the cause of this trouble again?. Martins responded by telling his friend that he had no idea at all. John now asked his friends wife the same question,he was surprised that his friend does not understand the meaning of NO from his wife. Martins has abandoned the wife for almost 2 months because the wife said NO to his desire one night. John shook his head and started giving his friend some interpretations to female`s words. FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 5 MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! LOUD SIGH : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) THAT`S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! DON`T WORRY ABOUT IT,I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN! FOR GOD`S SAKE WHY CAN`T WOMEN YES BE YES & NO BE NO? |
Re: But She Said No by topeteadr(m): 10:50am On Feb 27, 2008 |
Cuz they were made that way. |
Re: But She Said No by kolaoloye(m): 11:30am On Feb 27, 2008 |
Who made them that way,GOD OR MEN? |
Re: But She Said No by ituen(m): 10:04am On Feb 28, 2008 |
Na money make woman like dat oh |
Re: But She Said No by Lohlarh(f): 10:19am On Feb 28, 2008 |
:ona wah o |
Re: But She Said No by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Feb 28, 2008 |
true word. |
Re: But She Said No by kolaoloye(m): 3:17pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
@ ituen, i hope you are talking from experience becos a lady once said that all that women are (good or bad) are the handworks of men. I`m praying that no woman will challenge you o. |
Re: But She Said No by benjay1(m): 3:23pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
I believe its because d female brain dey trek when it comes to reasoning. Thats why dem be like that. |
Re: But She Said No by ituen(m): 10:09pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
i feel u ben |
Re: But She Said No by clemcykul(f): 12:57pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
na true sha women no dey ever think |
Re: But She Said No by MrTurkey(m): 1:01pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
clemcykul:now this kind of stereotyping does the womenfolk no good, maybe some don't rationalise stuff as well as others, but that don't mean that you should generalise does it. now, assuming that you really a lady, would you categorise yourself as a nincompoop or a true certified dunce? |
Re: But She Said No by success123(m): 1:03pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
no, they wont, they will generalize u as the nincompoop, and i am glad u are not a man, cos u are just a rotten turkey |
Re: But She Said No by holythug(m): 1:09pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
clemcykul:i tink u r right |
Re: But She Said No by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
sucess why do u hate turky? turkey is very sweet o |
Re: But She Said No by success123(m): 1:44pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
i will think about it |
Re: But She Said No by ituen(m): 8:41pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
Clem, his parents have promised him turkey since he was born on the condition that he passed his exams. he has graduated from university and uptil now, he hasn't tasted a turkey b4 |
Re: But She Said No by benjay1(m): 11:43am On Mar 03, 2008 |
What a shame. |
Re: But She Said No by success123(m): 1:02pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
shame on u ben, have u forgotten that we use too sell chicken at mushin market, why must u allow me to say it out, now so many people are going to know about it and will start buying turkey for free. |
Re: But She Said No by Benjis: 1:19pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
what kinda thinking is that, ? |
Re: But She Said No by clemcykul(f): 2:49pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
*goes to bennie's stall to buy turkey* clem-good afternoon oga, how much for this turkey? ben-turkey cost o, this one na three niara fifty kobo clem-chei na so turkey cheap reach? ben- yes na this one na divorced turkey, and only am remain after the turkey genocide and moreover people no want am bcuz e get grammar virus and tumour of the tongue clem-okay just gimme make i feed my dogs |
Re: But She Said No by kolaoloye(m): 3:10pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
Oh my Gawd,where is mr turkey? |
Re: But She Said No by clemcykul(f): 4:49pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
he is busy eluding |
Re: But She Said No by elementus: 5:14pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
turkey is preparing for a beta come back |
Re: But She Said No by ituen(m): 9:43pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
that last comback was gunpoint's fault he shld be probed cos he took our money for the hit contract on turkey |
Re: But She Said No by benjay1(m): 1:24pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
@clemcykul I will pretend i didn't see that post. |
Re: But She Said No by success123(m): 4:16pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
no , problem ben, but u wont be pretending when we slaughter mr turkey. |
Re: But She Said No by gunpoint(m): 4:32pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
ituen:@iteun i wil pretend like i didnt see ur post, Turkey(mr) is a VIP on dis land, i'd appreciate if ya'll treated him thus As 4 d rest of u turkey meat lovers(clems & crew), ya'll gon eat dat in hell(aftr i'v had all ya shot)!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Re: But She Said No by ituen(m): 5:31pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
gunpoitn if u like dey learn how to get blind, i say its ur fault turkey is still alive |
Re: But She Said No by success123(m): 5:41pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
gunpoint how are my sure that u don't have a poultry at ur backyard |
Re: But She Said No by benjay1(m): 5:45pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
gunpoint how are my sure that u don't have a poultry at your backyard. @success123 Man feel free to use pidgin. No be force to speak english. |
Re: But She Said No by success123(m): 6:02pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
oma lakuje, oma gbokumuni ben. you that ur vertebrae has dislocated telling me rubbish. |
Re: But She Said No by tufe(m): 6:08pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
. . . . idiot, how far? |
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