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Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 1:38pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
ENJOY.... FELT I SHOULD SHARE IT The Newly Replaced Slogan For Every State In Nigeria - 1. Lagos: "Give Us Your Poor and Weak, We Shall Rob and Murder Them at No Extra Cost To You." 2. Niger: "The Home of Dictators. Which Other State Has Two?" 3. Kano: "Shut-up, Niger, Have you Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and Sani Abacha?" 4. Ondo: "Boy, Where Have All Our Bright Ones Gone?" 5. Ekiti: "Thank God, We Got All The Bright Ones From Ondo During State Creation." 6. Cross River: "Can Someone Tell Us If We Are Nigerians or Cameroonians?" 7. Ebonyi: "Damn It, Cross River, Who Cares?" 8. Sokoto: "The Ajucation State." 9. Benue: "Home of the Brave Ones. Remember Okar, Iyorshie & Malu?" 10. Plateau: "We Once Shared The Same State With The Brave Ones. Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!? Hurray!!!" 11. Bayelsa: "Thank God for Odi, Our Claim To Fame." 12. Kaduna: "Are There Really More Christians Than Moslems in This State? We Want A Recount." 13. Borno: "Does Anyone Know How to Spell Boroonu? Please Help?" 14. Kwara: "To Be Yorubas or Hausas--That is The Question." 15. Akwa Ibom: "Our Women Are The Best Lovers." 16. Jigawa: "Bring Those Sinning Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall Flog Them." 17. Zamfara: "Home of The One-Armed Citizens." 18. Bauchi: "We Took Out The 'B' in Biafra." 19. Enugu: "Watch Your Goro Mouth, Bauchi?" 20. Ogun: "In The Words of Our President--'Go To Hell'." 21. Oyo: "There Are Only Two States in Nigeria--Oyo & Others. Ye-whooooo!!!" 22. Edo: "How Many of Our Girls Did They Deport From Italy Today?" 23. Delta: "Who Cares, Edo? We Stopped Counting Years Ago When We Became a Separate State. Hehehehehe." 24. Imo: " 'I' for 'Igbo', 'M' for 'MASSOB' & 'O' for 'Ojukwu'. Yeah!!!!" 25. Kebbi: "Come Drink in Our State. We Don't Care. Just Don't Stagger Into Zamfara." 26. Taraba: "We Almost Had Oil." 27. Abia: "Our Governor is More Handsome Than Yours. Eat Your Heart Out." 28. Adamawa: "Nun-Cents, We Are The Edukayshion Slate. No Sokoto. Tafur" 29. kogi: "We Love Our State So Much That We Will Spell It for You--'K' as in 'Cupboard', 'O' as in 'Nothing', 'G' as in 'Jesus' and 'I' as in 'Eyes'. Yeah!!!." 30. Nasarawa: "Kai, We Almost Had Oil Too." 31. Anambra: "Okadigbo, Never Heard of Him." 32. Yobe: "Our Claim To Fame: Major Hamza El Mustapha." 33. Rivers: "Eat Oil, Sleep Oil, Drink Oil Like Ogogoro." 34. Osun: "Are We Really A State? We Are Confused?" 35. Gombe: "Zombie O' Zombie." 36. Katsina: "Leave Us Alone. We Are Still Thinking of a Slogan. We Are Slow Thinkers." FCT--- Abuja: "The Centre of Corruption." 11 Likes |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 2:56pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Make una comment na |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by bunmioguns(m): 3:36pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by presegsADESIDA(m): 3:42pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
...Good update...Thanks |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Patrictemmy(m): 3:42pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
10st of all |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Otono77: 3:42pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
5th spot, it shall be well 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by seedord247(m): 3:44pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Braimoh100(m): 3:45pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
good |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by ecolime(m): 3:45pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Bullshit 13 Likes |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by emmabest2000(m): 3:49pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
no comment |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by StateOfMind: 3:49pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
*yawns* Very boring 14 Likes |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:49pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Who is this retard£d Himalayan sh¡t-eating bush-goat insulting the northern states |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by aryzgreat: 3:49pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
wot is happening here? *************belch and releases some conc beans soured mess, closes my nose and dissafears *************** |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by JideTheBlogger(m): 3:50pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Mtchew 5 Likes |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by slimyem: 3:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Is this supposed to be funny? 6 Likes |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Smooyis(m): 3:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Ondo_ sunshine state , Ekiti_ Land of honour, Lagos_ Eko o ni baje o. Rivers_ oil depot Edo_ land of culture and tradition Benue_food basket Plateau_tin city Abuja_Unity Square Ogun_Ile Olumo Cross river_ land of tourism Sokoto_seat of Caliphate Borno_ gravity of BH lol 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Ortis: 3:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
This post has been hijacked NL slogan 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Liftme(f): 3:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
[right][/right] Crap 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Smooyis(m): 3:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Ondo_ sunshine state , Ekiti_ Land of honour, Lagos_ Eko o ni baje o. Rivers_ oil depot Edo_ land of culture and tradition Benue_food basket Plateau_tin city Abuja_Unity Square Ogun_Ile Olumo Cross river_ land of tourism Sokoto_seat of Caliphate Borno_Centre of gravity of BH lol 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by mattsteve(f): 3:52pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Na wa oh 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by DJDOLA(m): 3:53pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
LAGOS....we don't care maybe u have were 2 sleep food 2 eat or work...just pay ur tax mumu |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by dopeJemi: 3:53pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Oboy! Dis thing Boring No be smalL I swear 9 Likes |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by tuhits(m): 3:53pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Abeg kano person dey dis forum Our slogan nd slang are Ko de me kaso! Han fi ka. Anyfin u come with,we have more Tunbi giwa. Stomach of elephant |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 3:54pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Kai.... I for use small grammar for una for the begining but nothing do una sha.... Una no fit kill my dream, I go use comedy chop 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by adora4u1: 3:55pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Oh boy, this is lovely but not comfortable with "17. Zamfara: "Home of The One-Armed Citizens." 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by seedord247(m): 3:56pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Foxy_Rebirth: Kai.... I for use small grammar for una for the begining but nothing do una sha.... Una no fit kill my dream, I go use comedy chop Maybe in your next life 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 3:57pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
tu_hits: Abeg kano person dey dis forum Nna, biya... I am a concentrated Kano man so I know that slogan but your Hausa is truly poor, if not very.... |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by FoxyRebirth(m): 3:58pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
seedord247: Na my second life be this, for my first life, I father person for una family.... Bros na joke oooooo |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
ridiculously boring 19 Likes |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by GentleNaaz(m): 3:59pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Imo; home for free education 2 all level Abia; akanakpa boys independnt association Lagos; luv all girls on sundays 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by salam001(m): 4:00pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
Anambra - light of the Nation |
Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
I came to check Enugu.What i saw left me confused...Slogan is actually: Enugu-042 guys no dey retire 1 Like |
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