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| Akpors Vs Kwaata Lwkmd!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:01pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Akpors met Kwaata at a mechanic shop, apparently both coming to fix their cars. They were seeing for the first time, and the following ensued between them Akpors: Hi, i am Akpors Kwaata: Hi, this is Kwaata Akpors: You have a problem with your car? Kwaata: Obviously, that's why we are both here...or? Akpors: yes yes...do mind we hang out at the beer spot behind this shop? Kwaata: NO  Akpors: Why you dont take beer? Kwaata: Yes, i hate beer Akpors: Why? Kwaata at this point held his left chest, his heart area Akpors: Why, you are hypertensive? kWAata: No, God forbid? Akpors: why then do you hold your left chest? Kwaata: Breeast Akpors: oh, oh, you hate alcohol but love breastt is it? Kwaaata: Gbam!!! Akpors: But that one na more expensive as compared to beer? Kwaata: All good products are expensive Akpors: But you can get diseases through drinking breassts? Kwaata: Let me tell u my friend, there are several types of breastts; we have fresh ones which are disease free and the rotten and archaic ones that contain diseases Akpors: how can u determine its fresh or rotten? Kwaata: simple my brother....direction from the bra  if they are pointing north, then healthy but if they are down south and fallen like over-used socks, then rotten Akpors fainted instantly |
| Re: Akpors Vs Kwaata Lwkmd!!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:05pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Lol |
| Re: Akpors Vs Kwaata Lwkmd!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:07pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: lol |
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