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Types Of Poo (shit).lol by Big4wig(m): 1:50pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
TYPES OF POO 1) Ghost poo The kind of poo when you feel there's poo coming out, but no poo in the toilet 2) Clean poo You kak it out, see the poo in the toilet but nothing on the tissue 3) Wet poo After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped 4) Second wave poo You're done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more 5) Pop a vein on the forehead poo You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are having a stroke 6) Gassy poo So noisy everyone within earshot is giggling 7) Drinkers poo It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet The i wish i could kak poo You wanna kak but all you dois sit on the toilet and fart a few times 9) Wet cheek poo It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks 10) The dangling The one that refuses to leave the ass, you haveto shake it off 11) Surprise poo You're about to fart but BAAMMM its poo No matter how beautiful or rich you are im sure you have expirienced these......I DEY LIE
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