TYPES OF POO POO.
1. Ghost Poo- the kind of poo
when u feel there's poo coming
out, but no poo in the toilet.
2. Clean poo- you kak it out, see
the poo in the toilet but nothing
on the tissue.
3. Wet poo- after wiping plenty
times you still feel unwiped.
4. Second wave poo- you're done
kaking, pull up ur pants, then
realise u need to kak some more.
5. Pop a vein in the forehead poo-
you strain so much to get it out,
you feel like you're having a
stroke.
6. Gassy poo- so noisy everyone
within earshot is giggling.
7. Drinkers poo- it leaves the most
noticeable skid marks at the
bottom of the toilet.
8. The I wish i could kak poo- you
wanna kak but all u do is sit on
the toilet and fart a few times and
nothing came out.
9. Wet cheek poo- it drops so fast
it splashes on ur butt cheeks.
10. The dangling poo- the one
that refuses to leave the ass, you
have to shake it off.
11. Oh shit poo- the type you're in
the middle of dropping a big one
and you forgot to lock the toilet
and someone you've been
forming for entered without
knocking and THE POO
DISAPPEARED.
12. Suprise poo- this gives no
signal. You're about to fart but
BAAMMM!! It's Poo!
Wait.
Until this happens to you in public
you'll never know the importance
of early morning poo. Hehehe... No
matter how beautiful or rich you
are, I'm sure you've experienced
at least one of them. Just be
sincere. Which one have u
experienced more this week?

Mak i no lie....All of dem oo

@ op> dat 'pop a vein in the forehead poo, really got me laughing.

13. Pepper poo. That makes bombom to feel pepper after the poo.

Gozie_ekenkwo: Mak i no lie....All of dem oo

including d last one?

YEX OOO EVEN D LST 1