1)Garri No Get Advert, But E Sell Pass Indomie

2)No Matter How Toms sell, E No Go Sell Pass Slippers

3)If You Never Thief Meat From Pot B4, Then You Mama No Sabbi Cook

4)A Girl Who Laffs @ Your dry Jokes during a first date doesn't have transport money to get back home

5)The only woman who knows where her man is every Night is a "Widow"

6)Bowen university is the only uni you find people kissing wif there both eyes wild open, so as not to
get Caught.....

7)Say Hausa Man Poor, No mean say him NO fit afford to buy Transitor Radio

U cant kneel down to greet ur parent but u can Kneel to give ur BF heads, una go explain 4 judgment day o

9)If the Alarm of a China fone cannot wake you up.....Forget it U̶̲̥̅̊ r "DEAD"

10)To listen to CoolFM, just put ur radio in a Fridge

11)Is a small world no mean say U̶̲̥̅̊ go trek from ur house reach malaysia.

ADD YOURS!.

If you dream and find yourself in a pool, that means you still bed-wet.

Every old toothless woman is a potential witch

He who lives in Niger Delta does not speak Chinese.