0. Girls recognise money at first sight not real love.
1 Girls no dey catch cold thats why they prefer to go nude. Guys and cold are inseparable,thats why they over wear clothes.
2. Crazy guys get more girls than brilliant students.
3. Brilliancy only count when you show your good side to the lecturers.
4. In our country,brilliant students have poor results while dullads have all the A's.
5. In our country, Primary Six school certificate holder of olden days is the landlord of the present day PhD holder.
6. Nowadays going to school doesn't guarantee you a good work unlike in the past.
7. NYSC only prepares graduates to strenghten their muscles and keep them fit with endless exercise for the walkaholic search of job after service.
8. The rich like each other than the poor people.
9 Mal-practices make it possible for more private secondary school students to be more than public secondary school students in our higher institutions.
10. Nigeria has more graduates compare to other countries of the world yet we have nothing to show for it.
11. The first thing a nigerian baby learn to keep with all heart is money. No wonder they keep fuel money when they are grown.