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The Luckiest Mum And Her Three Daughters by crackhouse(m): 2:08pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in d same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st Nite Xperience & dont forget to text it in a coded way o!. After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd one text 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label; and it reads "fantastic till d last drop!" she also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!" she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them at their age sha! A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text came in and it reads; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano - lagos flight. She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!". Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! nwoke nke a ga egbu kwa nu nwam Oº°˚( this man will kill my daughter Oº°˚ ).... Front page plsss |
Re: The Luckiest Mum And Her Three Daughters by Adufaye(m): 3:08pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
Hahahahaha nice 1 |
Re: The Luckiest Mum And Her Three Daughters by Gentlepapi(m): 3:38pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
Nyc |
Re: The Luckiest Mum And Her Three Daughters by Gentlepapi(m): 3:38pm On Jan 14, 2013 |
Front page pls... |
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