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Nigeria Market Has Recently Been Invaded With A Swedish-made S*x Doll by HerexG(m): 12:40am On Jan 18, 2013 |
Alarmingly, the Nigeria market has recently been invaded with a Swedish-made sex doll widely condemned and described as a sign of end and the return of Sodom and Gomorrah by critics. With a succulent skin texture equated to 99.8% of human’s body, the silicone made sex doll is said to serve as alternative to sexual intercourse with woman as it possesses all sexual attributes of a woman. The newly invented sex product according it’s investors possesses the under listed qualities and advantages.This would be the best $ 6000 you’d ever spend. It will last two years if used constantly and consistently every day. Completely adjustable to any position you want.There are 100 sensors spread around the body. There are 30 sensors on the private parts. Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions. On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears. Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears. When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation. Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors. Most important, she has a voice password, which should be protected from disclosure. Principal characteristics : She does not speak She does not get fat She never has periods She does not pass gas She never goes shopping She does not get pregnant She does not have a mother She never ever gets headaches She does not go to the hairdresser She does not watch soaps or Oprah She does not care what we watch on TV She does not frequent internet chat rooms She will never get elderly human physical attributes She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman She will not nag if you go out and she won’t care when you return. Speaking with DailyPost, a woman identified as Mrs. Olawale said: “I wonder what Technology is turning the world into. Even when my husband saw it on the internet, he developed interest in the thing. My fear now is that if by chances he gets it, that might be end of our marriage.” She said sadly. Another Mrs. Emenike said it’s none of her business. Her words, “I know my husband would definitely go for it, because he doesn’t have my time, but it’s none of my business, I know life would still go on.” - Daily Post. twitter handle @janecoolfm
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Re: Nigeria Market Has Recently Been Invaded With A Swedish-made S*x Doll by Nobody: 12:51am On Jan 18, 2013 |
Pit is an option 4 those who wish 2 fall in. |
Re: Nigeria Market Has Recently Been Invaded With A Swedish-made S*x Doll by REMMEI(m): 1:30am On Jan 18, 2013 |
Wondering what technology will become in the next hundred year..the hologram ish is what am waiting for in Nigeria now..wanna see Baba Fela perform on stage once again..good invention i will say. |
Re: Nigeria Market Has Recently Been Invaded With A Swedish-made S*x Doll by bigtt76(f): 4:31am On Jan 18, 2013 |
Hahahaha... they evsn offer 'transgendered' with detachable dick and pu$$.y. hehehehe husband and wife can use it. Husband: Darling have you finished with our doll? I need some freaking time. Wife: Abeg wait bo.... no be now I start? Hahahaa crazy people out there. Abeg mods... lets crack our ribs... frontpage joooor |
Re: Nigeria Market Has Recently Been Invaded With A Swedish-made S*x Doll by ITbomb(m): 4:39am On Jan 18, 2013 |
How much? |
Re: Nigeria Market Has Recently Been Invaded With A Swedish-made S*x Doll by 2legit2qwt: 4:43am On Jan 18, 2013 |
$6000 and Nigeria market has recently been invaded?? Or you meant 6000 Zimbabwean $? Either the stated price is wrong or the "Nigeria market has recently been invaded" part is bullsh1t. Considering that this fake azz b1tch is probably worth that much money, then this news is just a POS |
Re: Nigeria Market Has Recently Been Invaded With A Swedish-made S*x Doll by Mynd44: 6:00am On Jan 18, 2013 |
This is great. Some NL guys can finaly get some and stop crying about Nigerian girls all the time |
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