A Woman was out golfing one day
when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it
and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the
frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to
your wishes. Whatever you wish for yourself, your
husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize
that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for
me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful
woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be
the richest woman in the world.
The
frog said, "That will make your
husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than
you."
The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in
the world!
The frog then inquired about her third
wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever.
Don't mess with them. B-)

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end of the joke for you. Stop here
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife... =D
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Moral of
the story: Women think they're really
smart. =)) Let them continue to
think that way and just enjoy the
show\=D/
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PS: If you are a woman and are still
reading this; it only goes to show that
women never listen!!! =))

Women and their wahala... Na wa ooo...

But the joke try...

wow! @ first i tot d man's hrt attck wil b worse dan her's

Yea, that's the idea

Excellent punchline!

I laugh sha.

f****g smart...u try wella