Rachel and Joey, Monica and Chandler are friends. Joey loves Chandler Rachel, but when he proposed to her she said she didn't feel the same way about him. So, she solicits advise:

Rachel: So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it’s not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.

Chandler: I know it’s tough now, but things will get better.

Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can’t even be in the same room with each other?!

Chandler: I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?

Monica: Okay, I-I’m sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.

In the next scene, she follows the advice:
Joey: (entering) Hey!

Rachel: Hi.

Monica: Uh I really don’t know what to tell you Rach, I really don’t. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.

Rachel: What?

Monica: Yeah Joey she’s…Rachel’s got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Y’know what, if we’re going to make dinner we’re going to have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)

Joey: So you uh, have a…big work problem?

Rachel: Yeah it’s umm… Yeah it’s uh… It-it’s y’know—It’s nothing.

Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think I’m going to take off.

Rachel: Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.

Joey: Yeah?

Rachel: Yeah, and umm my baby.

Joey: Yeah?

Rachel: My boss wants to buy my baby!

Joey: What?! Oh my-oh my God!

Rachel: I know I told you, it’s a really big problem.

Joey: What he wants to buy your baby?!

Rachel: Can you believe that?!

Joey: That’s crazy!

Rachel: That’s what I told him!

Joey: Okay, how did this even happen?

Rachel: Well I’ll tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wife—They-they can’t have children. So umm, and that—we were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."

Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.

Rachel: Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that would’ve been a much simpler problem.

Unfortunately for her, Joey takes her fabricated story too seriously:

[Scene: Office of Rachel's Boss. he’s in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]

Rachel's Boss: May I help you?

Joey: Do you think you can just buy my friend's baby?!

This leads the boss to arrange a meeting with Rachel. She's afraid she'll be fired:

[Scene: Office of Rachel's boss, Rachel is knocking on the door.]

Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?

Boss: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)

Rachel: Okay look Mr. Zelner…

Boss: Oh I think it’s best that I speak first.

Rachel: Yeah. (Motions for him to continue.)

Boss: I’ve asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.

Rachel: Oh God.

Boss: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby…I am sorry. Okay?
Last week when I asked you when your due date was, uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that it is your baby, and it is not mine to, er, purchase.

Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)

Later:

Joey: So? What-what-what happened?

Rachel: It’s all going to be okay. They’re just so happy that I’m not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. "So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child that I should bear."

Funniest thing in the world!

[font=courier]Rachel: Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…

Joey: I know. I know.

Rachel: It kind of worked. I mean y’know, I don’t know about you buy I haven’t thought about our thing since all this.

Joey: Hey you’re right. Yeah, it’s kind of been like us again a little bit.

Rachel: Yeah I know! I miss that.

Joey: Me too. I mean I…haven’t thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn’t feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.

(Awkward silence.)

Rachel: My gynecologist tried to kill me![quote][/quote]

You should watch the show. it's from Friends.

dosn't appear so funny when you're reading it, does it?

@ nwoke

yo man, u got sh*t all messed up. joey, chandler and ross are men.r monica, pheobe and rachel are the girls. there is no way that joey proposed to chandler because joey and chandler are not gay.
this is the dumbest thing i have ever heard. i have all the seasons and stuff and i don't know where on earth you got yours from. stop spoiling the show for others. if you aint got no jokes, don't post boring stuff that u aint sure of. damn.  . did you actually watch the show because everything u said here are all liesssssssss. 

Calm down. I made a simple mistake. I meant to write "Joey proposed to Rachel".

Here's the full script for that episode of friends:
www.wayabroad.com/english/tv/Friends/scripts/0817.html

Nwoke happens to be our site administrator! Hey Mr Seun, you can't hide from me,
Haha

i loved watching the friends show, though it isn't much fun reading it, it's still a lil' bit funny so don't bite the guy!

aiight, my bad. its all good.

I was like when i finished reading that. I coulda swron those names were familiar. Ipaused for like 17 seconds, read some parts again, and i I was like, And i became.

But when i scrolled down to read diddy4dt's reply, I tell u wat, im That made me gain my happiness again. ahahahahahahah, funny diddy, really funny!

@ hot-angel

you are also funny girl.

l.o.l. This thread is funny.

can someone pls read dis for me?

tytylayor:

can someone please read this for me?

where you like to dey exhume like thishuh

Aint funny at all, tot it was a sermon.

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE FRIENDS!!!!!

shioorr

i hate enemies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gbam!!

Ituen, why you warn Seun as such? U havent seen me acting in that script, you no fit shout yet ohhh. . . . After you see me acting in there, you will laugh so loud till you cry and you would accidently wee wee in your panty's. Mark ma words ohh bobo.

Chill, the boring joke was 2 yrs ago

He posted that over two years ago.I'm quite sure his sense of humor must have grown by now.
So,let's give him another chance to make una laugh.

ok, u start first

ituen:

SEUN SHOULD STOP POSTING WHATEVA HE SEES ON TV AND CALL IT A JOKE.

THIS WRITE UP AINT FUNNY.

HE SHLD STICK TO HIS OFFICE AS HEAD OF NLD AND MONITOR THE SITE

THIS IS A WARNING!!!!!!!

studio43:

Gbam!!

The two of you for tackling Sheun i hereby suspend you for 80 minutes with soft labour in Sheun's Office,

ituen, who be jokers for hia than?

Tim, are you Seun's PA?

Gabby baby,

u know say u tight wella for joke and u be my paddy-in-command

Tim dey find work for nairaland but seun no get time for am

No wonda I see him only doin the side office errands. . . You know. . . Moe the lawn, bath the dog, Babby sittin Seun's Stuffed Animals. . . . I pity the guy sef.

No mind the guy

Nigerians can do anything for money

i no even read the piece of shit sef