At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation, is there any Man or Woman here who knows any thing that will make this wedding not to
go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent. Akpos quickly stood up at the back and started walking towards
the altar. The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave Akpos micro phone to say what he wants to say. Akpos said, Pastor, please show me the
way to the toilet, I want to shit.