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Our Rev. Father And His White Horse by heshomoney(m): 11:35am On Jan 23, 2013
Longtime ago
A Rev. Father was given a white strong horse
This is the time when the missionary were very much our country, Nigeria
This Horse given to Our Rev.Father, was brought down from Rome and was trained in Rome too
The horse understood just two sentences
the first is "Praise the Lord" which means Go to the horse
and the other is "Amen" which the horse interpreted as Stop
There came this day when the Rev. Father embraced on this long journey
After riding the horse for hours.. almost getting closer to this destination,
He was so anxious to show his people this white horse and her wit.. that was all He could remember and all of a sudden
The remembered that the road he was directing this horse lies a very big River
This got to his attention and immediate the forget how to stop the horse
He started speaking all the languages, he can speak and tried the native method of stopping this horse
But this horse wont responds and he ended opting for prayers
Well, "The Lords Prayer" That's a good one
Please help me to pray along with the Rev. Father as we all say the Lords Prayer
“Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil one.
For thine is thy kingdom
thy power and thy glory
For ever and ever
Ameeeeeeeeen"

To his surprise the Horse stopped like magic at the bank of the river
All, the Revd. Father could do to show his sincere appreciation to God is to
Shout like never before and He said
PRRRRAAAAIIIISSSEEEEEEEE THEEEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOORRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Please don't ask me what happened next cheesy

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