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Will U Watch? by ravenzord(m): 12:38am On Mar 04, 2008 |
An elderly couple went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he charged them $20. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor, and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. Holiday Inn charges $32. The Hilton charges $37. We do it here for $20 and I get $18 back from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office." |
Re: Will U Watch? by Teejay07(m): 5:28am On Mar 04, 2008 |
waow, this is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Similar to the one on the Ijebu fella that parked his car in a bank, almost for free. Nice one. |
Re: Will U Watch? by ituen(m): 6:51am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Ravenzord, [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2309[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2292[/img] |
Re: Will U Watch? by Nobody: 8:30am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Ituen The adultrer |
Re: Will U Watch? by Usiola(m): 8:47am On Mar 04, 2008 |
;Dlol |
Re: Will U Watch? by ituen(m): 8:58am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Aisha Na ur good morning be this? well folly has come to me asking for hw i manage my wives without any hitch I hope he's not tinking of acquiring multiple licences for marriage |
Re: Will U Watch? by segunpc(m): 4:25pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
well i must say the doctor didn't loose anything though. |
Re: Will U Watch? by ituen(m): 5:26pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
d doctor suffered in silence |
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 5:20am On Mar 05, 2008 |
@Poster Nice one, you really got me cracking |
Re: Will U Watch? by clemcykul(f): 8:24am On Mar 05, 2008 |
u cracked like crakers heh? wen will u stop cracking up? alwayz on crack! why |
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 1:08pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
@Clem with the way u dey talk, its evident that you've smoked Knockout. |
Re: Will U Watch? by clemcykul(f): 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
knockout? buahahhhaha lol i don surfer chei! na vex u dey vex? nairaland no worth anger u hear so just smile and be happy |
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 2:28pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
I don too open teeth for NLD, e come be like say i dey model for close-up. |
Re: Will U Watch? by clemcykul(f): 2:42pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
lol ben how man go do? u just have to ease ur mind and relieve stress i like the colour of ur teeth |
Re: Will U Watch? by folly69(m): 4:23pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 5:48pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
see folly dey open mouth. Guy they said smile, not open your whole mouth. stop rendering those bacteria homeless. |
Re: Will U Watch? by success123(m): 5:50pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
say cheese |
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 6:46pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
hehehehehe @clem shey nat blue or brown maybe green na him be the colour of him teeth? |
Re: Will U Watch? by ThugLife1(m): 8:07pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Re: Will U Watch? by ravenzord(m): 1:07am On Mar 11, 2008 |
see dis thuglife guy,cos evryone was givin toothy smiles u decided 2 giv a toothless 1,na where ur 32 dey? |
Re: Will U Watch? by chiogo(f): 1:11am On Mar 11, 2008 |
L0L, ok that was funny!!! |
Re: Will U Watch? by jaymobb(m): 5:57am On Mar 11, 2008 |
ravenzord: na who tell u say him get one sef, e b like say u don forget him name @ thuglife thuggy baba. Nuff respect man, |
Re: Will U Watch? by benjay1(m): 8:37am On Mar 11, 2008 |
@jaymobb Man you got that right. The guy lost his teeth @ mushin, where im dey collect shandy.(N20) |
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 9:56am On Mar 11, 2008 |
@ben E be like say na u be him supervisor for mushin bus/stop if not how come u take know say him de gba owole fo garage @ thuggie Sorry say u no get theet again that meansi no fit invite u for party cos u no go fit chop meat chai u don suffer |
Re: Will U Watch? by gilgee(m): 10:41am On Mar 11, 2008 |
skysunny: Na who who tell you sey thuggy no fit attend your party? **lends thuggy two of my vampire incisors and 30 goat teeth** Send am IV sharp sharp , he is set. |
Re: Will U Watch? by nightnurse(f): 10:56am On Mar 11, 2008 |
@poster, good jokes, keep them coming |
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 12:27pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
@Nightnurse Hey babe how u doing well good shape u gat there on ur night-gawn u really make my head spin like u know now @gilgee Guy no be u dem use plaiyer commot ur vampire wooden teeth 3 days go? abi na which one u wan give thuggy again |
Re: Will U Watch? by clemcykul(f): 2:31pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
na rat teeth dem go give thuggy |
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 4:32pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
@Clem rat teeth even better self this one na no teeth for him no wonda he udey give us teethless smile |
Re: Will U Watch? by tufe(m): 5:10pm On Mar 11, 2008 |
. . .lmao |
Re: Will U Watch? by skysunny(m): 11:18am On Mar 12, 2008 |
Tufe how u dey how body long time man u know say e don tay wey we yarn |
Re: Will U Watch? by folly69(m): 11:33am On Mar 12, 2008 |
hmmn no comment |
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