MOST POPULAR BUT ANNOYING
FACEBOOK UPDATES.
1- Good night pals (So make i
cry?).
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2- Am back pals! (From.....where ?
Prison or hospital?).
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3- My heart is broken, I will never
love again (No be new thing).
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4- Am gonna be off for a while
(Safe Journey...No be by force to
use Facebook).
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5- Am back! Did u miss me? (I
didn't even notice you were
gone...Duh!).
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6- I love my Boo (Tell him, not us).
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7- London on my mind (Ehen?
Why u come dey tell me? Na me
wan give u TRANSPORT FARE?).
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8- So Angry (Go fight who
provoke u).
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9- People are wicked (Na today u
just dey know?).
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10- Am in love (No be news).
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11- I saw an angel (Na demon u
for see ke).
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12- Money on my mind (Na so?
Here resemble UBA? Go rob
Bank).
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13- Ur pix looks nice (I know b4 i
upload am).
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14- Oh my God my flight is
delayed (Take a bus).
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15- New look (Wetin be our
business?).
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16- Am tired of this life (Who
send u come b4?).
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17- I am off to church (Na
Babalawo place u for go).
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18- Mall loading (U be
conductor?).
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19- I love Kamsolo so much (Who
is that and why should we care?)..........copied...wotz urz?...