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Package Your Self, NEW JOB TITLES. by donsteady(m): 11:40am On Jan 24, 2013 |
Hey peeps! To Package urself no be crime... New JOB TITLES! 1, Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) 2, House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) 3, Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) 4, Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) 5, Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer(PSE) 6, Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) 7, Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) 8,Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) 9, Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) 10, Cook : Nourishment Management Executive(NME) 11. Barber: Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (SCRS) 12, Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor(TS) 13, Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM). 14, Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS) 15, Prostitute: Spouse Replacement& Care-Giving Executive (SRCGE) 17, Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) 18, Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) 19 Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) 20, Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) 21, Yahoo boy: International Wealth Collector Consultant (IWCC) 22, Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO). :Don't stop T̶̲̥̅̊ђέ Fun, add urs! lol |
Re: Package Your Self, NEW JOB TITLES. by donsteady(m): 12:05pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
if you read and you no comment, Godiswatching u |
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