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Package Your Self, NEW JOB TITLES. by donsteady(m): 11:40am On Jan 24, 2013
Hey peeps! To Package urself no be crime... New JOB TITLES!

1, Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

2, House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

3, Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

4, Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

5, Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer(PSE)

6, Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

7, Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

8,Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

9, Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

10, Cook : Nourishment Management Executive(NME)

11. Barber: Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (SCRS)

12, Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor(TS)

13, Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

14, Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

15, Prostitute: Spouse Replacement& Care-Giving Executive (SRCGE)

17, Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

18, Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

19 Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

20, Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

21, Yahoo boy: International Wealth Collector Consultant (IWCC)

22, Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO).

:Don't stop T̶̲̥̅̊ђέ Fun, add urs! lol
Re: Package Your Self, NEW JOB TITLES. by donsteady(m): 12:05pm On Jan 24, 2013
if you read and you no comment, Godiswatching u

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