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Akpors In Trouble by Activity77(m): 12:26pm On Jan 24, 2013
Akpors: I'm in a big trouble!

Johnny: Why is that?

Akpors: I saw a mouse in my house!

Johnny: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a
trap.

Akpors: I don't have one. Johnny: Well then, buy one.

Akpors: Can't afford one.

Johnny: I can give you mine if you want.

Akpors: That sounds good.

Johnny: All you need to do is just use some
cheese in order to make the mouse come to the
trap.

Akpors: I don't have any cheese.

Johnny: Okay then, take a piece of bread and
put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Akpors: I don't have oil.

Johnny: Well, then put only a small piece
of bread.

Akpors: I don't have bread.

Johnny: Then what the Bleep is the mouse
doing at your house?Lol

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