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Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Kcxee(m): 3:44pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Killing English... Long hai par Read It 1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? " 2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dust bin!!!" 3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.." 4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." ... 5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches... Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down..... 6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On) 7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!! 8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College" 9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids" 10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF" 11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" 12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us... "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter" 13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father 14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!" 15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand?? 16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away" 17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U" 18. Teacher To Students:don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer 19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl : 1 Like |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by overdrive(m): 4:27pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Open the window and let the climate jump in. |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Chlorin: 5:04pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
C how ha eyes is entering my food |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Dygeasy(m): 6:38pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Anytime I see that beautiful girl, my eyes is always pushing me. I feel like drinking gaari. As I am typing this, afraid is catching so mods no go ban me. |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Kcxee(m): 7:39pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
You fit can't get banned...!!! |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
poster, you didn't tell me Patience was your mom? |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Hassan9786: 9:34pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Confused apprentice say " I have pressing this clothes for 2 years before I realize Oga is suffered me" |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by jidemojola(m): 10:52pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Excuse me ma,this boy throw water mouth on me |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by jidemojola(m): 10:53pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Teacher;who are those Student;those they are 1 Like |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Kcxee(m): 8:22am On Jan 25, 2013 |
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Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Hardeybympeh(f): 3:13pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
instead of u to be counting your book....... u are bisi killing noise here u want me to cultivate ur name to the principle abi?? oya enter your shoe and follow me! |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by efizyprince(m): 3:48pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
shut up, ur father told me u r a TWINS |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by hpk(m): 5:14pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
pupil to teacher----- aunty adaobi is doing kpas kpas with chewing gum. |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by lawalsalisumuhd: 11:00pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
A corper reportin 2 a principal dat d student was cut sheetin in d exam hall |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Nobody: 12:04am On Jan 27, 2013 |
All of u sleeping twice by twice, come down each by each.. |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by waleadex(m): 9:50am On Jan 27, 2013 |
She is shying |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by waleadex(m): 9:51am On Jan 27, 2013 |
Your shying shying is too much |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Manweysabi(m): 10:25am On Jan 27, 2013 |
me i can not come and go and talk anyhow here.. |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Dygeasy(m): 1:39pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
He is at the mouth of the gate I see you here, I see you there are you twice? |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by Afokeoghen: 3:13pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
As I was coming from church today, I saw this advert on a Billboard: "You want edible pictures? Patronise us. Printing is less cheaper than you can expect." I almost had an heart attack! |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by bunmioguns(m): 3:44pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
1. Dont try 2 talk infront of my back! 2. Can i borrow ur red pen wit any colors. 3. Form a line in straight circle 4. Keep quiet,d principal just passed away (a principal passing on a noisy class) 5. Welcme d arrival of d late mr. Smith (welcming a late guest speaker) 6. I have 3 daughters, all are girls 7. Tomorrow call ur parents,especially ur mother nd father. 8. Behave d principal is rotating d college 9. Why does d tv nt oning (ing form of on) 10. My only aim in life is 2 study my son nd marry my daughter. 11. Goodbye Nigeria im going 2 Lagos! 12. What is strong (wrong) with you? |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by donted(m): 4:30pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
bunmioguns: 1. Dont try 2 talk infront of my back! 13. Enter your shoe and get out of the sun |
Re: Some Killing English Sentence Very Funny Add Ur Pls Made In 9ja. by alphaconde(m): 11:49pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Lol |
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