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Men!!! by ribasco(f): 9:30pm On Jan 24, 2013
Men!!!!
So complicated,
So much like children
So confusing
So hard to please.
If u try 2 pls dem,
u re cheap
If u don't, u re playing hard to get.
If u listen, wen dey talk, u re daft
If u don't, u re too difficult too handle.
If u give in 2 their ideas, dey call u loyalist and take u for granted
If u bring ur own ideas
Dey cal u domineering.
If u show dem, u love dem
u re too emotional
If u don't show it , u don't love dem.
If u dress sexy, u re attracting oda men
If u don't , u re awkward.
If u cook n wash their clothes
U re desperate
If u don't, u re not a wife material.
If u go 2 club, u re too xposed
If u don't, u re naïve.
If u re beautiful, u can't stay wit 1 man
If u re ugly, u re not up to standard.
If u re independent, u re chasing men away
If u re dependent, u re a liability.
If u try 2 satisfy dem in bed
U re a sex addict>:/
If u don't, u re making sex boring.
If u ask men for money
U re too demanding
If u don't, dey will say u want to show ur a good girl:p .

Men! What do u really want?
Re: Men!!! by Lagusta(m): 10:19pm On Jan 24, 2013
As a man, I want you to go piss inside a giant diesel generator!!!

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Re: Men!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 1:25am On Jan 25, 2013
Lagusta: As a man, I want you to go piss inside a giant diesel generator!!!
dis is d real joke,hahaha!
Re: Men!!! by marvelousabah(m): 12:28am On Jan 27, 2013
To my own opinion,i jst wnt my woman to be der for me. to giv me peace of mind and luv dats all.
Re: Men!!! by harlos: 8:36am On Jan 27, 2013
What are u saying sef most of this applies to women, yes to women.

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