A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feelfor his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 studentsraise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 Students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 Students raise their Hands? "That's Fantastic! Now let me ask ask you one question further, has any of you ever made loveto a ghost?"
Way in the back, a studentraised his hand, The Professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Guy, all the Years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your Experience." The Big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the Podium.
When he reached the frontof the room, the Professorasks, "So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
"Shit! From way back there, I thought you said, 'Goats!'"