UNCLE Akpors: Ah! ibro long
time! how re U doing?
ibro: Am ok tank u. I came to
look for admission to
realize my dream of
becoming a Doctor! I hope u
can help?
UNCLE Akpors : o I see, how
was ur O'level?
ibro: Fine O! 2 credits Sir,
Yoruba & Agric.
UNCLE Akpors: Laughing
That is a Good Result My
Brother!! ! U can still be a
Doctor but a native Doctor.
Use ur credit in Agric to
look for Herbs & ur credit
in Yoruba for incantations

Akpors and Joba went for an
interview for employment. joba was the first to
enter the interviewing office..(the manager askingjoba questions).
Manager: who was the first millitary
head of state in Nigeria ..
Joba: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the Northand
southern
protectorate in Nigeria Almagamated . .
Joba: 1914.. Manager. Dat is gud of you..
Question no 3, is it true that the cure for
hiv/
aids is discovered .. Joba: eehm.. yes
but
not scientifically proven...
Manager: good way of answering
questions,
pls can you wait for us outside and we
will
attend to you later... (when joba
went
outside akpos asked him)..
Akpos: joba, what are the questions
and
please tell me the answers??..
(as joba was about to tell akpos the
questions and answer, the manager
shouted
from inside `NEXT'..
Akpos then said to Joba)..
Akpos. Ok tell me only the answers..
Joba: answer to
number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi,
number 2 is=1914,
number 3 is=yes but not scientifically
proven
(mumu Akpos got to d interview, after
exchanging greetings, d managertold
him to sit down)
manager. Please sir, What is ur name?
Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi (manager became confused)
Manager. Please what year where you
born?
Akpors: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at
Akpos)!! are u mad?!!!
Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically proven....more ar yet 2 cum