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The Flying Dick by Doggieman(m): 4:30pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window. The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared." Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug." His daughter said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge dick!" |
Re: The Flying Dick by folly69(m): 5:24pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
lol |
Re: The Flying Dick by ThugLife1(m): 8:14pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Re: The Flying Dick by ifyalways(f): 8:19pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Re: The Flying Dick by segunpc(m): 11:35am On Mar 06, 2008 |
spoilt girl |
Re: The Flying Dick by benjay1(m): 12:19pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
so when do i laugh ? |
Re: The Flying Dick by folly69(m): 1:05pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
in about ten seconds from now 10,9,8, |
Re: The Flying Dick by ayusman16(m): 3:45pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0. Oya begin to Laff,LaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaff and continue laffing until, |
Re: The Flying Dick by folly69(m): 3:52pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
until im cardiac arrest am |
Re: The Flying Dick by ituen(m): 9:47am On Mar 07, 2008 |
oh yea |
Re: The Flying Dick by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On Mar 07, 2008 |
cardiac arrest am the laff come turn to cough |
Re: The Flying Dick by folly69(m): 4:05pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
e come dey spit cough join |
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