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| Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:57pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
Madam Grace, the female teacher in primary six was marking the class' register when somebody messed. After asking "who messed " several times without response, she grabbed a cane and decided to lash all of them. After giving all the pupils 6 hot lashes each, it was the turn of Kwaata. As Madam grace lifted the cane, Kwaata in stammer style screamed " becareful you dont hit my eye with that thing oo...if you hit my eye you go marry me, i swear !!"  Madam Grace Miscarried her 6months old pregnancy ********************************************************************************************* Kwaata was a teacher in the jss and had always dreamt of "screwing" Agnes, a little girl in JSS 2. Anytime mr Kwaata approached Agnes, Agnes replied " no, i am afraid its painful" One day, After lots of talk , Agnes finally agreed to Kwaata's demands on the condition that, she would be holding a Knife, so that if it was painful, she would stab him. Kwaata agreed to the terms and they began the "match" After only two minutes into the match,........... ...............guess what?..................... ..............Agnes threw away the knife *********************************************************************************************** it was early morning and Papa Goro had woken up. He stepped out and saw someone coming out of his car. He looked closer and it was his friend Kwaata sweating profusely and panting holding a gear lever. "Kwaata, what are u doing in my car this early morning? and where did u get that gear lever from?" Papa GOro asked angrily Kwaata beaming with smiles replied " ha, Goro thank me oo, i have been here since dawn.." "why mek i thank you? what have u done?" Goro asked Kwaata replied again " u see this thing wey u have been trying to uproot since anytime u are driving, i don finally remove am for you...beht i tire oo " Papa Goro suffered a stroke instantly 1 Like |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by NekyLove(f): 6:26pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
D 1st 1 is as dry as Bin, d 2nd crackd me up. |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:33pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
NekyLove: D 1st 1 is as dry as Bin, d 2nd crackd me up.  |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by Ruqaya(f): 7:22pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
the last one is a bit funny |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:29pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
It's about time. . . . . Weldone . . . . . More grease to your anuss! |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:32pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
Valiantvaliant: It's about time. . . . .  Ruqaya: the last one is a bit funny  |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 9:32pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
nice 1 bin gbagbo i send u pm yesterday 1 Like |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:07am On Jan 30, 2013 |
The last one made me laff bt d 1st & 2nd one,Capital STALE. |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:11pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
slimchi2k2: nice 1 bin gbagbo thanks my boss.....i have replied your PM....check |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by hottprince: 8:06pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
I'm trying to force myself into laughing but its not happenin |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by bunmioguns(m): 6:22am On Jan 31, 2013 |
*pats him on the head* hmmm, Bin Bin, .Keep it up  |
| Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:39pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
blast from the past |
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