FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
CC: Senate Committee on Conflict Resolution
BCC: Ministry of Women Affairs
NOTICE OF NATIONAL STRIKE
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With regards to the meeting held today, the National Association of
Boyfriends (NABs) decided to go on a 3 days strike starting from
13th February, 2013.
This strike is not to cause mayhem, riot or any form of breakup with
our beloveth girlfriends.
We plan to use this strike period as a time for appraisal and re-
dedication in our supposed relationship.
During this period, all forms of communication (formal, sexual or
otherwise) is allowed but all form of financial assistance will be put
to rest.
We assure our girlfriend(s) that this supposed strike period, our
commitment will be 100% and won't be questioned, also, this
period will not, WE repeat, will not pose a threat to the relationship
unless you the girlfriend(s) choose to.
Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on the 16th of February,
2013 to enable both parties plan for the relationship.
We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated understanding and
'Good Behavior' during this period.
Remain blessed.
Of the GREATEST NABsite....
NATIONAL SECRETARY
Opeyemi ad