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As It Was Written. . . by Ishilove: 12:06pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
In The Book of AFCON 13v1-12, The pastor 4rm Akwaeze: Verse1:And on that day when Super Eagles had gatherd in the burning bush against the Ethiopians of the eastern Desert, Keshi,the leader of the delegates gave directions to the people, but they listend not. Verse2:And Keshi knowing what awaited him at Abuja knelt down in his heart and cried unto the heaven saying, "My God,my God, please do not forsake me,give me only one chance." 3: As soon as he spoke those words,the Lord heard his cry and the Holy Spirit descended on the burning bush in the south of Africa where the men had gathered & said to Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea forth into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians. 4: And Moses hearkened unto the voice of the Lord& ran into the 18 yard box of the Ethiopians. And behold,a defender of the Ethiopian Army brought him down & caused a penalty. 5: And when this had happend, Keshi knew that the Lord had heard his prayers and used Moses to cause a big scare in the camp of the Ethiopians. So he beckoned unto Moses to open his ears to the voice of the spirit and hid the commandments of the Lord. 6: And the spirit came unto Moses again,saying, "Moses,play ye the ball into the left corner of the Ethiopian net. And when Moses had done this, the Eagles recorded their 1st goal in the burning bush. 7: And the spirit drove Moses into the 18 yard box again &caused another great scare in the defense of the Ethiopians which made the keeper of the Ethiopian army attack him unwisely and got a red card from The Moroccan Judge of the southern Court. 8: When these had happened, the people could see the hand of God on Moses. And Keshi knowing the way of the spirit, said unto Moses, "because the Lord had used you to deliver the people of Nigeria out of the hands of the deadly Ethiopians,you shall go forth again & take the penalty. 9: Thus,as the Lord would have it,Moses brought down the armies of Ethiopian by placing the ball beyond the reach of the make-shift keeper 10:And when Mikel the son of Obi saw these things, he became jealous and was exceedingly wroth. And he said, "see dis small boy, for him mind he go dey tink sey he play pass me, sake of sey he score two and I miss one. I go do am wetin Drogba do Torres!" 4 Likes |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by Dygeasy(m): 12:16pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
Hmm I love your siggy actually! Funny tho |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by Oahray: 12:16pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
Lol... You made this up yourself? |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by LarrySun(m): 12:27pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
The Book Of Counted Goals 2 Likes |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by nagoma(m): 6:15pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
Trust Ishi with her humorous imaginations.. |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by realsammie(m): 6:38pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
Ishi'my'luv u that's a good one |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by ITbomb(m): 6:58pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
I thought this was jokes section. Where is the joke? |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by kolaoloye(m): 1:55pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Nice one. Give us the new chapter |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by Nobody: 11:28pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Nice |
Re: As It Was Written. . . by Onyeasi(m): 11:29am On Feb 09, 2013 |
Choi!.. Genius... |
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