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Two Weeks To VAL by realsammie(m): 7:31am On Feb 02, 2013
2 weeks To valentine:

Gf: baby I heard new bb is out.
Akpors: Baby they say the bb dey hang die
shey na blackberry 10.
Gf: Yes but e no dey hang.
Akpors: so am a liar now abi? Its over btwn
us.
Gf: Baby
Akpos: Yes is over

2 weeks After Valentine

Akpos: Baby I just discovered that is true ooo
d bb no dey Hang ooo they try for this one
ooo
Gf: So??
Akpos: Am planning to make it a surprise gift
in new year period.
Gf: Ok baby I luv u and I have forgiven you :*

You go wait tire till e enter 4k.

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Re: Two Weeks To VAL by realsammie(m): 6:43am On Feb 05, 2013
Dear Boyfriends & Fiances This year's
Valentine, we don't want flowers, teddy
bears,
expensive dinners @ seasons or Galitoz,
golden
and silver pendants, Ice- cream, Emporio
Armani perfumes or Chocolate.
We no longer want ipads, iphones, Galaxy
Tabs
or Blackberry Porsches!
We also refuse Brazillian hair, Peruvian hair
and/ or shopping sprees at mr price or the
most expensive Boutique in town!
All we are saying... "Just come and say 'Hi' to
our parents and families Because we wanna
get
married this year.
So Please kindly save the money for the
wedding ceremony!!!!

Signed:-
Girlfriends Association of Nigeria

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Re: Two Weeks To VAL by Emperorjames(m): 9:24am On Feb 05, 2013
So time don come wea gales go d plead with boys make them cum pay their bride price. Hmmm! Na by force? !
Re: Two Weeks To VAL by realsammie(m): 7:58am On Feb 07, 2013
Guys!!!

Girls love surprises, suprise your girlfriend
this valentine...

introduce her to your real girlfriend. cheesy

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Re: Two Weeks To VAL by realsammie(m): 9:54pm On Feb 10, 2013
U take her to a show and she fainted becos
of wizkid, my broda leave her there na wizkid
go carry her go hospital.
Re: Two Weeks To VAL by ekeroyal(m): 10:38pm On Feb 10, 2013
realsammie: Guys!!!

Girls love surprises, suprise your girlfriend
this valentine...

introduce her to your real girlfriend. cheesy

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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