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at 26 she looks like this...at 36, arthritis, diabetes, hypertension and all the other health anomalies that are usually attributed and associated with excess body mass would have sent her to the great beyond or better still give her a permanent residence in an Indian hospital. *mourning her in advance*

Ewwww... why do most girls LIE about their age....

That's her football age. If she's 26, I'm 16

Vanneni: Haba! Bai kio fa ba.

Ehn? Whatever, BACK TO SENDER!

~Bluetooth:


The fact that she's fat doesn't mean she is old.I have seen a girl of 18 years and if you see,you will call her mummy.

I know of a girl whose mother's wedding I attended in November 1997. She (a twin) was born on May 1st 1999. If you see her today! By God, u'd NEVER EVER believe she's not 25...far bigger & taller than her huge mum. I have seen a lot of dem kids who look way older than their ages, so I'm not surprised at all.

If she is 26yrs then am 20yrs. It makes sense abi?

pro01:

Ehn? Whatever, BACK TO SENDER!

lOL I said, what you typed wasn't fair.

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Truth be told, she looks way older than 26.

Vanneni: lOL I said, what you typed wasn't fair.

Ah okay, I think say you dey swear for me

I can bet my baba ijebu tkt on it
She's 32 and I mean it.

If I lie, thunder fire you!

i don't doubt her at all cos i have come across some girls like her. This is the result of junk foods and too much carbohydrate, and she is even proud to say she's 26 when she's already looking 36. i wonder how she will look like when she clocks 36, maybe she will be looking like my grandma in the village. This is common among the girls of nowadays, they just dey fat anyhow thinking that they are living a healthy life.

26, and looks like this?

Add 5 more yrs n she'll be competin for fatest girl in the world.

pro01:

Ah okay, I think say you dey swear for me

Lol. that's Hausa

I can confirm that she is definitely more than the 26yrs she's claiming. she was like 2yrs my neighbours senior in secondary school. my neighbour is like 33yrs old. definitely puts her in the region of 34-36yrs.

Eniola badmus aint bad looking

At 26 she is looking this big hmm I tell you she has a lot of work to do. Someone should tell her there are lots of complications ahead of her health wise she should hit the gym now and forget about junk foods,

Vanneni: Lol. that's Hausa

I need lessons in hausa dear, care to teach me?

Taye taiwo is just a year older than her. LOL

mrkels:
I need lessons in hausa dear, care to teach me?

Lol. I don't mind.

I'l like to see her in bikini...lolz!

If she is 26, then i am 12

Ehen!!!.....and to tink I ve bin callin her anti mi eniola and she too is answering, ase we re agemates, if I see her dis evening na name I go use call am

Greyfog: Clicked on the thread thinking Eniola Badmus is Idowuogbo..

she fine pass idowuogbo. Idowuogbo face can frighten a checken.

ItsModella: hahahaha!! she looks like my grandmother, like literally, she looks old enough to be my mom's mother.

ahhhhhh. Ki lo de. She is just a small girl with a huge and big face/body.

Am surprise o!!!! She look like 40ys old woman hmmmmm but she's pretty sha

It's not possible for her to be 26yrs. She was 4 years my senior in Secondary School ( was in JSS2 when she was in SS3) and am 28yrs old now. I graduated at the age of 16yrs which means I was 12yrs in JSS2. Dis means she was 10yrs old in SS3 abi? Nigga I hail o.