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All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 3:25am On Mar 08, 2008 |
What made you marry Daddy, Mummy? So you're beginning to wonder, too! |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 3:27am On Mar 08, 2008 |
My father wants me to have everything he did not have when he was a boy. What didn't he have? All A's on his report card. |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 3:29am On Mar 08, 2008 |
Mother: I sent my little boy for one kilo of plums and you only sent 800 grams. Grocer: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy? |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 3:31am On Mar 08, 2008 |
The mother of many children lined up her family. The one who obeys me immediately and does exactly as he's told without arguing will get a rupee at the end of the week. It's not fair, said the youngest kid, bursting into tears. Daddy'll win easily. |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 3:32am On Mar 08, 2008 |
Manager - From your references I see you've had four jobs in the last month. Applicant - Yes, sir, but doesn't that shows how much in demand I am? |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 3:34am On Mar 08, 2008 |
A salesman (gilgee) was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform. I see you've joined the force, Gilgee said the sales manager. Yes, Sir. This is the job I've been looking for all my life. Here the customer is always wrong. |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 3:36am On Mar 08, 2008 |
Judge: The last time I saw you, I told you that I didn't want to see you here again. Accused (Gilgee): That is what I tried to tell these policemen, your Honour, but they would not believe me. |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 4:01am On Mar 08, 2008 |
Teacher : you missed school yesterday, didn't you? Pupil: Not a bit. |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 4:09am On Mar 08, 2008 |
Angelina jolie was trying to chat up the handome man (gilgee). Don't you recognize me? she asked. He shook his head. I'm quite well known in the movies, she continued. Oh! he said, his eyes lighting up. Where do you usually sit? |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by delib: 6:41pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
iteun wad up? |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by gilgee(m): 7:01pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
ituen: Na the make-up confuse me. U don see where make-up turn Sisi into Fatima? All hail Ituen the Polygamous Specialist!!! |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by delib: 7:11pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
folds hands and watch |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by gilgee(m): 7:20pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
delib: **Unfolds his hands and gives him a hot slap.** We dey do American wonder for here? |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by tufe(m): 7:29pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
. . .gives to extra slaps |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by tjtj1(m): 7:43pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
extra gbosa |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by saucekid(m): 7:57pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
all this yabbins for google? |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by gilgee(m): 8:01pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
saucekid: No na geegle. Mus Mus! |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by nenenwa: 8:09pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
hisses and walks away |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by gilgee(m): 8:13pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
**Pulls her back and bites off her lips** |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by delib: 9:34pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
wwho is gilgee sef |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ifyalways(f): 10:17pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
wonderful |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ituen(m): 10:26pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
Gilgee na the first almaraji for Kuvuki |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ThugLife1(m): 10:28pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
Ok I don hear |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by jaymobb(m): 10:30pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
na wettin do your mouth |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ThugLife1(m): 10:33pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
who you be/who be you? |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by jaymobb(m): 10:50pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
ur conscience |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by ThugLife1(m): 11:02pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
If you think so |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by gilgee(m): 12:55pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
He knows so. |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by jaymobb(m): 1:51pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
no mind am na wen him go dey smoke plenty plenty grass u can just imagine askin himself who him be that no b kraze |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by delib: 2:02pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
shsshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by benjay1(m): 2:44pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
enters room, reads boring posts, strolls out dissapointed. |
Re: All Abt Gilgee by saucekid(m): 2:47pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
eeeyah. . . . sorry |
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