A married couple went to the hospital to have their
baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a
new machine that would transfer a portion of the
mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they
were willing to try it out. they were both very much in
favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain
the father had ever experienced before. However, as
the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and
asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a
notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain
transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor
checked the husbands blood pressure and was
amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they
decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the
wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually
no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When
they got home, akpors d gateman was dead.doctors said it was due to excess pain.

Like a story not a joke...What a funny machine that was..