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Valentine Trade By Barter by Ejisz: 11:12am On Feb 04, 2013 |
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? - A tie & expect Brazilian hair? - Singlet & expect iPad 2? - Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic? Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh. - Boxers should be exchanged with a G- string. - Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra. -If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris". -She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. -If she shows up at your door empty- handed, tune your Tv to NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing). -If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise. -She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous rock from Olumo(all na nature), Happy Val in advance. |
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