How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?

- A tie & expect Brazilian hair?

- Singlet & expect iPad 2?

- Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic?

Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh.

- Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.

- Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.

-If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".

-She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.

-If she shows up at your door empty- handed, tune your Tv to NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing).

-If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.

-She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous rock from Olumo(all na nature),

Happy Val in advance.