Following the House of Commons’ passage Tuesday, Feb 5, 2013 of a bill that paves the way for same-sex marriage in Britain, Queen Elizabeth II publicly announced her plans to marry her longtime partner, 63-year-old Denise Whitelock, as soon as the law goes into effect. “After more than 30 years of sharing a committed and loving partnership, I am absolutely thrilled that Denise and I are finally able to seal our union in marriage,” said the reigning British monarch in a press release, speaking on behalf of her partner, a retired dog breeder, with whom she lives part-time in a Kensington Garden flat. “Marriage is something we’ve both wanted for a very long time, but never had an opportunity to pursue because of the unequal and antiquated marriage laws of this country. We’re delighted that the government finally took this important step forward, and we couldn’t be happier to announce our official engagement.” The Queen also informed members of the press that, as this was her second marriage, she and Denise had decided to hold a low-key ceremony with close friends and family.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/queen-elizabeth-ii-to-wed-longtime-partner-followi.31188/?ref=auto

Ohh, she's a lesbian

Whoa! So, if the law is not passed, the so called queen will still be doing her lesbianism underground.Human being with his too much of secrecy.

crazy

Parody!!!!!

Craze World..........

Big lie

The onion Ko, the tomatoes ni ....smh!

Ye...! I won't be surprised if Nigeria pass the bill tomorrow and Patience GEJ anounces that she's getting married to Cossy her long time girl friend, na wha o.. Husbands, u better start giving ur wifes' close marking.

LOBATAN!
Elizabeth too...hmmmm!

Orpelin: Following the House of Commons’ passage Tuesday, Feb 5, 2013 of a bill that paves the way for same-sex marriage in Britain, Queen Elizabeth II publicly announced her plans to marry her longtime partner, 63-year-old Denise Whitelock, as soon as the law goes into effect. “After more than 30 years of sharing a committed and loving partnership, I am absolutely thrilled that Denise and I are finally able to seal our union in marriage,” said the reigning British monarch in a press release, speaking on behalf of her partner, a retired dog breeder, with whom she lives part-time in a Kensington Garden flat. “Marriage is something we’ve both wanted for a very long time, but never had an opportunity to pursue because of the unequal and antiquated marriage laws of this country. We’re delighted that the government finally took this important step forward, and we couldn’t be happier to announce our official engagement.” The Queen also informed members of the press that, as this was her second marriage, she and Denise had decided to hold a low-key ceremony with close friends and family.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/queen-elizabeth-ii-to-wed-longtime-partner-followi.31188/?ref=auto

The Queen remains the Head Of State and can abrogate laws independently and also veto new legislation.
The Queen is still relevant in the issue of declaring a state of war (something Cameron cant do independently without her c=majesty's consent).

By the way the link is from the Onion.

welcome to the filth heap called the internet.

Brb

So you people don't know about the satire news website the onion.
If you believe their story, you have been tricked.

I am finding it EXTREMELY diddicult to swallow dis story, does anyone else feel d same way? It's creepy, u know, thinking of d matriach with another she...tell me it's not true.

So many olodos on this site hian!

wat a world filled wit sin and inmorrarity
God save us

It must be true...because I saw it on the internet .

The Onion, for sakes guys?