A teacher was working with a group of children,
trying to broaden their horizons through sensory
perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavor
candies and told the kids to close their eyes and
taste each flavor. The kids easily identified the
taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the
teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, they
were all stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It's
something your mommy and daddy probably call each
other all the time."

Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto the
floor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they're
assholes!"

nice