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Akpors! Akpors!! Akpors!!! by mrpruzy(m): 10:08am On Feb 08, 2013
Akpors went to a bar to relax his nerves this
sunny afternoon. While at the bar Akpors
shouted and said to
the barman; "Give me a bottle of small stout
and give
everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let
them enjoy because when I drink stout,
everybody drinks stout." The barman obeyed
people in the bar started hailing Akpors while
sipping on their free drinks. Akpors ordered
again: Barman! Give me a
bottle of small stout and give everybody here
2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy because
when i
drink stout, everybody drinks stout. At this
juncture everybody cheered and hailed
Akpors louder. After some minutes again
Akpors said:
barman give me a plate of fish pepper soup
and give everybody here 2 plates of fish
peppersoup each, let them eat while i eat. The
barman obeyed. They were so happy and
heaped praises on Akpors while they ate and
drank. About an hour later, they were
shocked to
the marrow when Akpors beckoned on the
Barman and said to him; "Bring me my bill
and also give everybody here their bill too
because when I pay my bill, everybody will
pay their bills too!.
Re: Akpors! Akpors!! Akpors!!! by Nobody: 10:36am On Feb 08, 2013
Hahahaaaa! Very funny
Re: Akpors! Akpors!! Akpors!!! by Nobody: 11:30pm On Feb 08, 2013
grin grin grin grin
Re: Akpors! Akpors!! Akpors!!! by mrpruzy(m): 11:46pm On Feb 28, 2013
Nice 1 there
Re: Akpors! Akpors!! Akpors!!! by Popowaa: 4:23pm On Mar 01, 2013
Lol
Re: Akpors! Akpors!! Akpors!!! by fleyboy02: 11:44pm On Mar 01, 2013
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