PLAY SAFE

Back in the days when i was still a corper,
I saw a girl in ekpoma,
Seated in a dark corner,
Chewing a nut called kola,
And sipping a bottle of coca cola.
As a true player,
An highly skilled woman hunter,
And a very successful toaster.
I stepped up to the sister,
In order to make her my lover.
Naturally am not a liar,
But I be sweet talker,
So I told the sister
My name na Michael Power
And that I be obasanjo’s uncle’s aunt’s step brother.
Sharp, sharp she draws me closer,
Telling me her name na Tina
That she needs a black brother
That has the power
To make her feel better.
Since the weather was getting colder
So I took her to my quarters
So we could get a little bit warmer
I used my finger to check the sister’s under
But I discover
That my ten fingers
Enter the sister for under
Anyway I brought out my hammer
And ram enter the sister for under
I first started to go tender
Then I went faster
Na so she say corper
you can do better
I then started to hammer harder
Na so she shout corper,
you can do greater,
And as I go deeper
Na so she scream corper
You are the real lover
That has the power
To take me to the ninth wonder.
Anyway, nine months later,
I was a father,
Cos I didn’t use the rubber.

Lol, gud 1 poster

thats my boy!

good joke.

this joke/poem (what ever it is) is so tite

i love it

lols

pretty cool

Thank God sey nine months later you nobi dead man, as you no use rubber.

@Joke
nice and hilarious.

@Segun
He don become ur boy now abi? If to sey he Bleep up, U go take mouth finish am.

hehehehehe

damn

close ya mouth clem
\

slaps teejay back reality

u dey find my mouth abi

dat pant don dey choke u even after i offer u free accomadation inside boxer u noe want

. . hehe

nice one

Nice,

@ All

Thanks people.
am actually lookin for a comedian or a show e.g. A.Y Show, that i could write for,
since writing is one of my strong points.
Would appreciate any link up.

Go to TV section. I think u may get help there

ok man, thanks, appreciate it
i will get u a nice babe with 3 boobs.
u know:
right hand,
left hand,
then mouth

honestly u are gifted go to TV forums as said by ituen

Olulu,

Any girl u bring come gotta pass through tests setup by my 4 wives.

and my wives no want anoda addition cos dem too like my money to share with a newbie

ituen:

Olulu,

Any girl u bring come gotta pass through tests setup by my 4 wives.

and my wives no want another addition because them too like my money to share with a newbie

well, she will pass any tests whatsoever,
but leave ur wife out of dis,
cos
dis one ain't after ur money,
she just needs a sample of ur "whitish liquid" for experimental purposes,

_{hope u live to tell d tale when she is thru wit u
u know, "The Species style"}

nice and cool

I guess this looks like a warning to all players to always use the rubber!!!. tite one there

[size=13pt]Nice poem and joke. It's goodinho.[/size]

*looks on*

Olulu,

Abeg no bring am oh. ME no wan kill person pikin

Abi you dey fear say person pikin go kill you

I'm a chief and i passed through the IT to get to my position

So i can deflower 4 girls at a time

this one no b four girls,
na factory fitted babe;
i.e. a babe with 3 boobs,
one for ur left hand
one for ur right hand,
one of ur mouth,

i won't tell u how many "entry points" dey under,
i will leave u to discover,
but i hope by d tyme u uncover,
say no be small matter,
ur hammer will not be on fire.

Olulu,

I no know why u just dey waste time. I don sharpen my bla bla for grinding stone, wear am safety boot and i'm waiting by my door steps

I hope u still have my address so u can direct her?

are u still at pillar 4 , under oshodi bridge?
or na ajegunle u dey now?

my gawd!