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Valentine Joke by Big4wig(m): 3:12pm On Feb 09, 2013
Feb 14 is a day for
prayers against
every strange man
in d life or around
our wife, fiance's
life.

1) Anybody tryin to
hug my wife or
fiance seductively,
catch fire.

2) Anyone planning
for her to sit on his
laps, be
distabilized by lap
injury.

3) Any person,
spirit or power that
wants
to giv money or
expensive gifts to
her, somersault and die.

4) Any strange
man that wants to
put
asunder what God
has joined
together, be shattered by fire..

5) Anyone sending
romantic msg to
my
partner, be struck
with rheumatism.

6) Evil kisses
waiting for my
partner, be
consumed by fire.

7) You strange
man, that wants to
camp my partner
all day, be
encamped by fire

cool Anyone,
planning a 'quickie'
with my
baby/fiance in d
office on d 14th, be
electrocuted. Brothers and
Sisters Open ur
mouth and P
r a a a a a a a
ay. !!!!!!!!:

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