If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
why are whales FAT

Why is the place in a stadium where people
SIT, called a STAND

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN
but nobody wants to DIE

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination
even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved
FIRST

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS

If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do
banks have BRANCHES

Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE

Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its
already BUILT

If its true that we are here to HELP others,
what are others HERE for

If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE
why do bars have PARKING lots

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never
Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't
The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..

Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..

Why Do People Say "You've Been Working
Like A Dog" When Dogs Just Sit Around All
Day