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Husbands For Sale by Nobody: 8:00am On Feb 12, 2013
The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened inNew
York City, where a woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is
a description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY ONCE!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go
back down except to exit the Building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The woman felt good, but she wondered what
other qualities the men on the next floor would
posses, so she decided to give it a try
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.
"Wao! It's increasing", she told herself, "let metry
see the next floor so I can have the best therecan
be. She climbs up the stairs and
The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going, she could have the best of the best. She
goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,664,932 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to Please.
We are sorry, You can't go back to previous Floor.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have
a nice day!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store

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