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Husbands For Sale by Nobody: 8:00am On Feb 12, 2013 |
The Husband Store ... A store that sells husbands has just opened inNew York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The woman felt good, but she wondered what other qualities the men on the next floor would posses, so she decided to give it a try The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. "Wao! It's increasing", she told herself, "let metry see the next floor so I can have the best therecan be. She climbs up the stairs and The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going, she could have the best of the best. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,664,932 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to Please. We are sorry, You can't go back to previous Floor. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store |
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