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My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:30pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
Mr. Apkors comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:"I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. akpors receivesa telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs. akpors? " "Yes... speaking" Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!"says the Reliance guy. "What are you saying? It's in your files... HOW " " Yes ..... We have a system of finding out who's overdue " " GOD !!!... This is too much..." "Madam, I am sorry... I am just following orders... I have to inform that you are overdue.." "I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. " That night, she tells Akpors about the incident, and he was mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" Akpors shouts.. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? And if I refuse?" " Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.." " And what would my wife do then?" Akpors asks. "Well... I don't know. I guess she'dhave to use a candle... Akpors fainted 3rice |
Re: My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Lagusta(m): 11:47pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
Now that is what I call "misappropriation of meanings" LOL |
Re: My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:08pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
^^ since na only you comment have this. . . There was a boy whose name contained 7 letters (Chinedu). He spent 7 years in Secondary School because he repeated twice in 1977. He sat for his S.S.C.E. for which he entered 7 subjects. Before the exams, he usually read from 7a.m to 7 p.m. When his results came out, he had d7 in all the 7 subjects. He promptly fainted and was rushed to the 7th Day Adventist Hospital where he was admitted into ward 7 and assigned the 7th bed. He remained unconscious for 7 days. While on admission at the Hospital, his mother bought a car, which was numbered OG 7777GGG. When he saw the car plate number, he fainted again making it the 7th time he had fainted. On July 7, 7 years ago, he had fainted at 7 o’clock when he heard that the lady he impregnated gave birth to a baby with 7 fingers on each hand. He finally died some 7 hours ago due to the 7 th injection he refused to take. Dedicated to ma boss Lagusta! Who commented by 11:47!! |
Re: My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Lagusta(m): 6:23pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
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Re: My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Emmy35(f): 3:17am On Feb 15, 2013 |
Lolzzzzzzz |
Re: My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Pappyto: 5:52am On Feb 15, 2013 |
i try laff small |
Re: My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:05am On Feb 15, 2013 |
Emmy35: Lolzzzzzzz Pappyto: i try laff smallwell try harder! |
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