I was walking down the street
sometime ago,then I saw a
beautiful Toyota Jeep parked
on the
side way.
I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it...
Just then i saw a Beautiful Babe
& hot chick coming down the
road. What's Jeff.. gonna do??
I quickly moved near the car &
pretended it was my ride, i kicked a bit at the front tire and
stood by the side of the door.
I could see her staring at me,
sure enough she had fallen for
me already (I thought to
myself...) she walked towards me.
I composed my self & faked a
call
to my mechanic while leaning
on
the door. Just then she approached me
and said,"Excuse me!". I
pretended not to hear heras i
flew big amounts of money for
spare parts.
After a minute she again said, "excuse me sir!"
i lowered my phone & said,
"just a second sweetheart, let
me conclude my last order" &
continued on phone as I moved
away from the door (at this moment i was sure she had
fallen for me, i could tell from
her impatience)
But just as i moved from the
door,
Guess what! .
.
She opened her handbag
removed the car keys, opened
the door, entered & drove off...... Í fainted

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