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| The Naija Hell by osculate(m): 7:01am On Mar 14, 2008 |
A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?". He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?" ask the man. "Because there in never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. Someone stole the nails so the bed is comfortable to sleep on and the Nigerian devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time card and goes back home for private business." 1 Like |
| Re: The Naija Hell by ituen(m): 7:44am On Mar 14, 2008 |
Old joke na |
| Re: The Naija Hell by segunpc(m): 10:50am On Mar 14, 2008 |
ituen say e don old but me never hear b4 and i also like am. 10x osculate |
| Re: The Naija Hell by osculate(m): 11:39am On Mar 14, 2008 |
you r welcome |
| Re: The Naija Hell by Lohlarh(f): 1:51pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
Kool nd ok jare, even if he old nko?  |
| Re: The Naija Hell by segunpc(m): 2:00pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
make anybody no beef ituen because i no fit fight o cos the guy is loaded with ak47  |
| Re: The Naija Hell by nightnurse(f): 8:31pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
cool joke |
| Re: The Naija Hell by TOYOSI20(f): 8:43pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
Nice 1 |
| Re: The Naija Hell by ituen(m): 12:29am On Mar 15, 2008 |
segun, i feel i had the right to tell muy opinion. And i saw this joke far back 5 months |
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