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| Love Rhymes by osculate(m): 7:16am On Mar 14, 2008 |
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME >> WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: >> >> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss >> But I only slept with you, because I was pissed >> >> >> I thought that I could love no other >> Until, that is, I met your brother >> >> >> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you >> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty >> and so is your head >> >> >> Of loving beauty you float with grace >> If only you could hide your face >> >> >> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot >> This describes everything you are not >> >> >> I want to feel your sweet embrace >> But don't take that paper bag off your face >> >> >> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes >> Damn I'm good at telling lies >> >> >> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife >> Marrying you screwed up my life >> >> >> I see your face when I am dreaming >> That's why I always wake up screaming >> >> >> My love, you take my breath away >> What have you stepped in to smell this way >> >> >> My feelings for you no words can tell >> Except for maybe "go to hell" >> >> >> What inspired this amorous rhyme? >> Two parts vodka, one part lime |
| Re: Love Rhymes by ituen(m): 7:55am On Mar 14, 2008 |
I believe there is a difference b/w poems, romance and jokes |
| Re: Love Rhymes by segunpc(m): 10:44am On Mar 14, 2008 |
i no know wetin ituen dey talk o but i really like the post. |
| Re: Love Rhymes by TOYOSI20(f): 9:20pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
Nice post, |
| Re: Love Rhymes by ifyalways(f): 9:44pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
ituen:the difference has been erased  lovely poems  |
| Re: Love Rhymes by MrTurkey(m): 10:06pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
daft lovemongers fantasy. . .  |
| Re: Love Rhymes by ifyalways(f): 8:48pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
ninglish |
| Re: Love Rhymes by naijastyle: 9:00pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
nice one |
| Re: Love Rhymes by jrak: 1:50pm On May 17, 2011 |
I kind of Lyk your Rhymes!, Carry on. |
| Re: Love Rhymes by Sophizzy(f): 4:24pm On May 17, 2011 |
Make sense.  |
| Re: Love Rhymes by Texther(m): 5:59pm On May 17, 2011 |
rubbish luv ko lov ni |
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