THOUGHT 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
when we are married , our brides gets the presents and the publicity.
when we die, our widows get the life insurance and the properties.
THOUGHT 2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the the same question;
And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
THATS WHERE HIS SOUL IS GOING.........