Two Men were yesterday apprehended by bouncers at Darey’s
Love Like a Movie Concert, when a fight broke out between them over Kim Kardashian’s Brief Appearance and Quick exit.
Our Reporters say the Men, who used to be best friends, had paid for the show so as to see (as well as masturbate to) Kim
Kardashian Live, instead of with a picture like they usually did.
They smuggled a bottle of Pears Lotion each into the venue for this purpose, but were highly disappointed when Kim K didn’t stay for long. One of the men started crying, and suggested they masturbate to Tiwa Savage instead. This got his friend angry, and he proceeded to pour some Pears Lotion into his cup of Baileys.
The two men then started exchanging words, and in no time, were on the ground punching each other. Security had to intervene to seperate them, and they have since been arrested for Disturbing The Peace. The National Wankers Association (NWA) has condemned the act, saying “Fellow Wankers should leave in peace, and stick to pictures”

LOL