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My Hotel Experience by lecturerdabo(m): 12:09pm On Feb 22, 2013 |
A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'.. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons -WW, WA,PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling. pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir,APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER,so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar. 1 Like |
Re: My Hotel Experience by hclacid(m): 3:48pm On Feb 22, 2013 |
na wa o! this isn't funny ooo |
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