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My Hotel Experience by lecturerdabo(m): 12:09pm On Feb 22, 2013
A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'..
He sat down & noticed 4 buttons -WW, WA,PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling. pampered, he decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir,APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER,so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar.

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Re: My Hotel Experience by hclacid(m): 3:48pm On Feb 22, 2013
na wa o! this isn't funny ooo grin grin grin grin

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