na so u think am? Chei, u neva see my muscle

Rap maestro: na so u think am? Chei, u neva see my muscle

me I don see am... Oya...

**Using Master Audu's Voice**

Commence!!!

.....na who send me come here o? I thought, but wait a minute o? Shey na this skinny, tiny, black Kolanut go beat me? Tufiakwa, I thought to myself and instantly burst to a loud laughter, I didn't know Kola had bowed and the game had begun. I laughed till I turned towards the wall and started beating it. "Chai! See me see wahala o, na me this one wan fight", I silently said to myself. As I finished laughing and turned to face my opponent, na so so TTWAAK TWAAK, kick from Kola's fragile to me leg hit hard on my precious cheek, GBUU GBUU GBAWW, I instantly vomited the stolen and devoured fish mixed with some other liquid, eerie sight it was. I was still seeing Sun, when another kick came again, this time to my stomach, sending me whirling round and falling flat with my face down, Chai! This was the 9ja version of David and Goliath, or so I thought{flow1759, no vex say I use ya slogan o, e sweet no be small for this}
.....It seems this Kola saw my weakness as opportunity to also feel like a bully, cos while on the floor, I had turned to look up to the see ceiling with my dazzling and dizzy sight, I was obstructed by the face of Skinny Kola. Just when he raised his leg up to finish me, I had already started praying to be admitted at a good physioteraphy hospital{atleast, they'll be able to fix my broken and shattered bone}.
...."Kola, Haaaalt", was what I heard last before I black out. Abi I don die ni? Chai, na so death be? I thought while in the darkness, wait o, abi I don vex ni, come enter Avatar state like Aang ni, My thoughts were wild and of expectations...

Look at u......mouth too mch

lol

lazy b0neS

am waiting oooooo

lol.. dey don kill ma bro o!
Oboi, Jackie chan movie wey u watch no help u?

......"Swagger! Swagger!! Swagger!!! Wake up! Wake up", I heard Pete's voice from the darkness which I was in, Lo and behold, gradually there was light. Gradually my sight cleared and I could now make out the faces of some peeps that were in the room during the brawl, Pete's and Christie's faces closer, perhaps closest. Pete asked, "are you okay?", Shey I dey Okay like this ehn? Ode o$i, I almost blurted out
"Okay", I replied, others, on hearing me say Okay dispersed to their various exercise mat.
...."Christie, wats up?", I asked, feeling embarrassed, lying shamelessly on the floor. Christie's eyes was clearly stating pity,
"I'm good, A.Y, hope you are alright?", she asked pitifully. I made a move to stand up and Pete extended his hand to help me up which I graciously took,
"I'm okay", I repeated and stood firmly to face the public, they were all trying hard to keep themselves from laughing, Kola particularly was grinning wildly. I vowed to take my pound of flesh from him.
....."Lesson for you all, Don't eat solid food before coming here, probably take water and maybe bread, any light, healthy food sha", Master Audu's voice rang from one corner of the room, he sat on his own exercise mat, calmness all over him. See as the man dey calm, even though I almost died, I thought,
"Kola, its not as if you could beat this, this boy, he was just too full and f00l of himself, he underrated you", Master Audu spoke again. Christie held my hand unconsciously, I didn't mind a bit, infact, it made me feel relaxed. Her warm, slender, soft, light skinned hand on me, made me lose focus on what was been said by Master Audu. She was unconsciously rubbing her fingers on my back-hand. The feeling was 'wow', that's all.
.....Master Audu must have seen what was going on, cos he immediately sent Pete and Christie off,
"Pete, Christie, your friend is okay, so off you go back to your classes", Master Audu ordered them back, they inturned stared back at me and made their way back to their classes,
"Christie, how is your yoga practice going?", Master Audu asked, Christie when she was about to take a bend to the next room, 'Yo what', I thought I heard Yoghurt, chai, beating don make me dey hear nonsense o, my thought,
"Fine Sir, I've learnt how to be peaceful with ones self", She turned and replied, then disappeared through the door. I looked back at the 'kung fu' students, they were now practicising some stunts while Master Barked commands,
"KICK", they'd kick,
"DOUBLE KICK", they'd throw the right kick twice,
"SPIN KICK", they,d give a spin and release their kick in downward move,
"continue, while I start afresh with these fresher", Master Audu commanded while pointing at me as the fresher he referred to.
"Hey, you, follow me", he pointed at me and the walked towards another entrance I wasn't aware of, by the corner, near Master Audu's laid exercise mat, probably his private room, I thought

beautiful beautiful story.... I like

guy...i go lyk meet dat kristy gal

Guy cum n kwontinue ya tori...cnt wait to hear mur

LWKMD C U so na dat small boy beat u faint? Come lemme teach u how to do it.

temhab: LWKMD C U so na dat small boy beat u faint? Come lemme teach u how to do it.

see as i dey fear u

.....I followed closely behind Master Audu, the man was a man with a thin figure, grey, long beard sticking out of his jaw. After entering, he closed the door behind me. I look around at the empty room, a table at the corner and two laid exercise mat and some stands, with the rug we were standing on were what beautified and adorned the room.
..."Did you hear me ask about 'YOGA' from Chrisie?", Master Audu asked me, his questions filling the previously silent room, noises came faintly from the background. It was the practice going on in the other classes. I could hear 'KICK, SPIN KICK e.t.c'.
"Yes, I did hear you say something about that. What was it all about though?", I replied him,
"shut up, never question me unnecessarily. Now, do you know the meaning of Yoga?", he asked,
"Yea, I've heard about it, I think you just sit and close your eyes. Sort of a punishment", I replied jokingly,
"Okay, Now, lemme tell you that Yoga is an Hindu method of exercise and discipline, aimed at spiritual, mental and physical well being", Master Audu explained, making me nod and appreciate the intelligency of the man.
"Now, Christie is learning Yoga now, because she has improved in her physical fitness aspect", he said, "But, you, will have two things to start with", he continued,
"What", I asked in bewilderment,
"Everyday that you come in here, you'll do 20 press ups, 20 sit ups and 20 push ups, after which you'll have to learn...... YOGA", he said,
"Yo what", I asked angrily, "I thought that I was here to learn kung fu not...",
"You'll have to learn to obey, boy", Master Audu shouted and swiftly kick out a long cane from a rack with so much dexterity. "Now, get down and give me 20 press ups", he ordered. Omo, nobody told me to do it o, Kia Kia, I don get down, I no won chop cane. When last I chop cane? I no remember, I thought. But wait o, is this how I will be taught? I don die o.
"5, 6, 7.., 8........, 9", I silently counted,
"10....................., 11....................., 12", I murmured exhaustily, my strength failing me and I eventually collapsed on the floor, only to be raised back to life with a cane to my bbut.
"PWACK PWACK, stand up boy" he ordered, waving his cane vigorously, I was panting.
.....After struggling to do the press ups and sit ups, I was eventually pardoned by Master Audu, because there was no more energy left on me to do any f**king push up(s), Not in this life time, I thought..
This man won kill my enemy o, or so I thought

0r so i t0t

waitin 4 more

guy, 2day na 1st-04
nd u neva update sins 29th-03

Francheezy: guy, 2day na 1st-04
nd u neva update sins 29th-03

i tire 4 myself o... Dem don warn me say if i no concentrate on reading 4 JAMB dem go seize ma phone.. Can u imagine? Fone wey i use ma hard earned money buy o.. All d same, sowi peepz, ama try to update sumtime sha

Who said dat? Abi u b omo mummy ni?

Rap maestro: i tire 4 myself o... Dem don warn me say if i no concentrate on reading 4 JAMB dem go seize ma phone.. Can u imagine? Fone wey i use ma hard earned money buy o.. All d same, sowi peepz, ama try to update sumtime sha

brov, i being tink say na only our house dis kind tin dey hapen oo... Ma uncle don already seize one of ma phone and he dey threaten 2 break dis one if i no concentrate keenly on ma readin.. Wetin cum mak mater worst na b say e don comot tv 4 house bcus of me and ma cousin...(bt sha i stil bliev say e want d best frm me)

Emperortj93: brov, i being tink say na only our house dis kind tin dey hapen oo... Ma uncle don already seize one of ma phone and he dey threaten 2 break dis one if i no concentrate keenly on ma readin.. Wetin cum mak mater worst na b say e don comot tv 4 house bcus of me and ma cousin... (bt sha i stil bliev say e want d best frm me)

yea

E SURE ALL 0F US

Francheezy: E SURE ALL 0F US

reading tinz.. WE GO PASS AM IJN amen

Rap maestro: reading tinz.. WE GO PASS AM IJN amen

AMEN

Long time. We r waitin

Me sef i tire o,weldne mi oga at d top Me sef i tire o,weldne mi oga at d top

Thank God say jamb don pass sha. Oya come update

temhab: Long time. We r waitin

i don hear sis,

Emperortj93: @maestro.. *smiling* how ur exam, hope say d exam no trouble u at all bah.. *change mode* oya rush cum continue ur story b4 guy vex slap TB enter ur chest

bros mi.. Na u b my oga wey i dey ff order from jawe.. I go contd now, jamb sweet doh.. How was urs?

Jumizie13: Thank God jamb say don pass sha. Oya come update

unu don vex gaan, no vex abeg.. Hei hei

awangeragena: Me sef i tire o,weldne mi oga at d top Me sef i tire o,weldne mi oga at d top

everyfin na double double.. Bros abi sis, u want twins? Na joke o.. Tanx 4 following doh