Ogbuvugbuvu was in court for defilling a 7 year old girl, and the he stood before the judge:

Judge: mr ogbuvugbuvu...

mr ogbuvugbuvu: yees?

Judge: you are accused of defilling this 7 year old girl, guilty or not guilty?

mr ogbuvugbuvu: not guilty na..i dey craze?

judge: explain..

mr ogbuvugbuvu: mr judge listen, it was this girl is not 7 years and she rather rapped me..

Judge: and how do u know she is not 7?

mr ogbuvugbuvu: if u like, go try and see, she will drown u...