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Last Advice For 2013 Batch A Corpers by bishopjoe02(m): 4:26pm On Feb 26, 2013
As we prepare for Camp pls
> if u are posted to riverine community pls stay away from there water..most person that have die in rivers are people who are not from that community..

> if u are post to northern state, pls fast for three days against the spirit of death and bombing...cos Boko haram are not smiling..

>If u are posted to the north pls leave their women (yanriyan) allow oh..sharia law is still very much active.....

>if u are in the East, pls leave theirwomen alone too, all-else u dont want to bring a kobo home from ur monthly alawee, igbo gals like moni die

> for u gals who think u will see ur dream man in the camp, pls play safe, FYI, u cannot use pregnancy to tie down a man..it is bad enough that u are not married, pregnancy outside wedlock plus camp stress is suicidal...and ur papa nor go like say u dey come form NYSC, u come come with pikin join.

> for u guys, who are dreaming of sfraffing and getting quickie from ladies in camp...pls play safe..HIV nor dey show for show....one unprotected quickie fit give u HIV or an STD..

>pls make sure u join a fellowship in Camp

>for u ministers, MOG, u have be able to keep urself this far...u can still do it even in the camp...dont lost all the great virtue that God have invested in you with just five minute act of fun

> alway obey the solders

add urs
stay bless

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Re: Last Advice For 2013 Batch A Corpers by youngdee168(m): 12:03am On Feb 27, 2013
Tanx for the advice.
Re: Last Advice For 2013 Batch A Corpers by Nobody: 7:23am On Feb 27, 2013
Nawah..wats all these straf straf straf am seeing everywhere,its nysc truely the national yr of s;E;x and comfort as mazi said?
Re: Last Advice For 2013 Batch A Corpers by bishopjoe02(m): 2:01pm On Feb 27, 2013
chidyhels: Nawah..wats all these straf straf straf am seeing everywhere,its nysc truely the national yr of s;E;x and comfort as mazi said?
Bros! even married women they hid their wedding ring for camp just to flex......but NYSC is more than one year of s*x and comfort..............
Re: Last Advice For 2013 Batch A Corpers by pjecly: 3:11pm On Feb 27, 2013
Wot a precious advice.........anyway, dont 4get.......u cannot come back again just have to pass the fun

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