Akpors at it again...
Akpors and musa were
caught in an Northern
Country,
sharing a smuggled
barrel of beer.
They were arrested and
taken to the Sheik's
palace for
questioning and
judgment.
Akpors lied that musa
smuggled and forced
him to drink the beer!!
Both were initially given
a death sentence but,
as
it was a national
holiday,
the sheik decided they
should be released
after
some lashes of the
whip.
As they were preparing
for their punishment,
the sheik said, "It's my
first wife's birthday
today and she asked
me
to allow each of you 2
wishes before your
whipping, but you
cannot wish not to be
whipped!"
Akpors thought for a
second then said:
"Please tie two pillows
to
my back before
whipping."
And my second wish is
that you flog me only
20
strokes of the whip.
He was whipped, and
luckily for him, the
pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip
lesser.
musa saw this; thought
for a second, then said:
"Thank you, most royal
and merciful highness
for the wishes.
My first wish is to
receive
100 lashes with the
strongest, toughest
whip
available."
"If you so desire,"
Akpors laughed and
thought musa was a
fool...
The sheik replied with a
puzzled look on his
face..., " and your
second wish?"
musa replies: "Tie
Akpors to my back...."
Akpors fainted.

I've seen it before, but its still funny meeeeehn!!!!

Toooo good.....